Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th November 2001

Dilbert//4587, first published 25 years ago on Monday 5th November 2001

Tags

more useful bizarre absolute feature

Official transcript

Dilbert says to a coworker, "We should add this feature to our product to make it more useful."

The coworker responds, "Are you telling me that not ONE person on Earth will use our product without that feature?!!? Dilbert says, "You changed what I said into a bizarre absolute."

The coworker exclaims, "Oh, I change everything you say?!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE SHOULD ADD THIS FEATURE TO OUR PRODUCT TO MAKE IT MORE USEFUL.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT NOT ONE PERSON ON EARTH WILL USE OUR PRODUCT WITHOUT THAT FEATURE?!!

YOU CHANGED WHAT I SAID INTO A BIZARRE ABSOLUTE.

OH, I CHANGE EVERYTHING YOU SAY?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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