Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th November 2001

Dilbert//4593, first published 25 years ago on Sunday 11th November 2001

Tags

downsize you ted bad job essentail function cost reductions marketing spent too much trade show booth dept phone list

Official transcript

The Boss says to Ted, "Ted, I have to downsize you."

Ted turns around and asks, "Was I doing a bad job?"

The Boss replies, "No, it's more complicated than that."

Ted asks, "Is my essential function being eliminated?"

The Boss answers, "No, the problem is that someone in marketing spent too much for a trade show booth."

The Boss continues, "So every manager had to submit a list of potential cost reductions."

The Boss continues, "I might have accidentally sent the department phone list as an e-mail attachment."

Ted mumbles, "*%! $@."

The Boss thinks, "There are lots of whiners in "A"

through "M."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, I HAVE TO DOWNSIZE YOU.

WAS I DOING A BAD JOB?

NO, IT'S MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

IS MY ESSENTIAL FUNCTION BEING ELIMINATED?

NO, THE PROBLEM IS THAT SOMEONE IN MARKETING SPENT TOO MUCH FOR A TRADE SHOW BOOTH.

SO EVERY MANAGER HAD TO SUBMIT A LIST OF POTENTIAL COST REDUCTIONS.

I MIGHT HAVE ACCIDENTALLY SENT THE DEPARTMENT PHONE LIST AS AN EMAIL ATTACH-, MENT.

THERE ARE LOTS OF WHINERS IN "A" THROUGH "M."

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