Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th November 2001

Dilbert//4595, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 13th November 2001

Tags

psychological profile start monday employee handbook weekend gentle biker psycho hillbilly

Official transcript

Catbert is sitting on his desk. He says, "Your psychological profile test results are excellent. Can you start Monday?"

A hairy, half dressed man carrying a knife replies, "Monday is fine. I'll read the employee handbook over the weekend."

The hairy man says to Dilbert and Alice, "The 'gentle biker' look is overdone. I'm going for 'psycho hillbilly.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE TEST RESULTS ARE EXCELLENT. CAN YOU START MONDAY?

MONDAY IS FINE.

I'LL READ THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK OVER THE WEEKEND.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THE "GENTLE BIKER" LOOK IS OVERDONE. I'M GOING FOR "PSYCHO HILLBILLY."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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