Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th November 2001

Dilbert//4609, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 27th November 2001

Tags

dogcart airplines flight exits 35 hours flight delayed weather direct sunlight

Official transcript

Headline: Dogbert Airlines. A disheveled customer says to Dogbert, "I've been waiting for 35 hours. Are you sure my flight exists?"

Dogbert responds, "According to my computer your flight is delayed by weather."

The customer asks, "What kind of weather?"

Dogbert responds, "Our planes can't handle direct sunlight."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT AIRLINES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 35 HOURS. ARE YOU SURE MY FLIGHT EXISTS?

ACCORDING TO MY COMPUTER YOUR FLIGHT IS DELAYED BY WEATHER.

WHAT KIND OF WEATHER?

OUR PLANES CAN'T HANDLE DIRECT SUNLIGHT.

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