Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th December 2001

Dilbert//4620, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 8th December 2001

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be a threat dogbert recruitment agency clueless people bad hair cadaver program

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on The Boss' desk. Dogbert says, "You need to hire people who won't be a threat to you."

Dogbert hands The Boss a pamphlet and says, "The Dogbert Recruiting Agency specializes in the placement of clueless people with bad hair."

The Boss replies, "I don't know... They still look threatening."

Dogbert says, "Perhaps I can interest you in our cadaver program."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU NEED TO HIRE PEOPLE WHO WON'T BE A THREAT TO YOU.

THE DOGBERT RECRUITMENT AGENCY SPECIALIZES IN THE PLACEMENT OF CLUELESS PEOPLE WITH BAD HAIR.

I DON'T KNOW...

THEY STILL LOOK THREATENING.

PERHAPS I CAN INTEREST YOU IN OUR CADAVER ( PROGRAM.

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