Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th December 2001

Dilbert//4620, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 8th December 2001

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be a threat dogbert recruitment agency clueless people bad hair cadaver program

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on The Boss' desk. Dogbert says, "You need to hire people who won't be a threat to you."

Dogbert hands The Boss a pamphlet and says, "The Dogbert Recruiting Agency specializes in the placement of clueless people with bad hair."

The Boss replies, "I don't know... They still look threatening."

Dogbert says, "Perhaps I can interest you in our cadaver program."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU NEED TO HIRE PEOPLE WHO WON'T BE A THREAT TO YOU.

THE DOGBERT RECRUITMENT AGENCY SPECIALIZES IN THE PLACEMENT OF CLUELESS PEOPLE WITH BAD HAIR.

I DON'T KNOW...

THEY STILL LOOK THREATENING.

PERHAPS I CAN INTEREST YOU IN OUR CADAVER ( PROGRAM.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Dogbert Recruitment Agency Specializes in the Placement of Clueless People with Bad Hair"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a man sitting in a chair, addressing Dogbert, who is seated across from him. The man explains that he needs to hire people who won't be a threat to him. Dogbert responds by holding up a piece of paper and stating that the Dogbert Recruitment Agency specializes in the placement of clueless people with bad hair. The man expresses interest in the program, and Dogbert hands him a pamphlet.

Key Elements:

• The man's desire to hire people who won't be a threat to him
• Dogbert's agency specializing in placing clueless people with bad hair
• The man's interest in the program
• Dogbert handing the man a pamphlet

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from the absurdity of Dogbert's agency and the man's desire to hire people who won't be a threat to him. The punchline, where Dogbert hands the man a pamphlet, adds to the comedic effect. The use of satire and irony creates a humorous tone, making the comic strip entertaining and engaging.

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