Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th December 2001

Dilbert//4629, first published 25 years ago on Monday 17th December 2001

Tags

serve food homeless on christmas extra hungry one day news crews arrive

Official transcript

Tina says to Dilbert, "I'm signing up volunteers to serve food to the homeless on Christmas day."

Dilbert responds, "How do you know in advance that they'll be extra hungry on that one day?"

Tina responds, "Our P.R. firm makes sure they don't get fed for two days before the news crews arrive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SIGNING UP VOLUNTEERS TO SERVE FOOD TO THE HOMELESS ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

HOW DO YOU KNOW IN ADVANCE THAT THEY'LL BE EXTRA HUNGRY ON THAT ONE DAY?

OUR P.R. FIRM MAKES SURE THEY DON'T GET FED FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE NEWS CREWS ARRIVE.

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