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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th December 2001

Dilbert//4641, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 29th December 2001


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hard work nights weekends demand 10 percent


Official transcript

Alice is sitting at her computer. She looks thoroughly disheveled. The Boss says to her, "Alice, all of your hard work - the nights and the weekends - are finally paying off."

The Boss continues, "We increased our five-year forecast of demand by ten percent!"

Alice responds, "You changed a wild guess by ten percent?"

The Boss replies, "Thanks to you!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK - THE NIGHTS AND THE WEEKENDS - ARE FINALLY PAYING OFF.

WE INCREASED OUR FIVE-YEAR FORECAST OF DEMAND BY TEN PERCENT!

YOU CHANGED A WILD GUESS BY TEN PERCENT?

THANKS TO YOU!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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