Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th January 2002

Dilbert//4647, first published 24 years ago on Friday 4th January 2002

Tags

name the restrooms goddesses and morons only one entered contest

Official transcript

The Boss reads aloud, "The winner of our 'Name the Restrooms' contest is Alice..."

The Boss continues, "...For her suggestion of 'Goddesses' and 'Morons.'"

Alice says to Dilbert and Wally, "You're right; I was the only one who would enter that ridiculous contest."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE WINNER OF OUR "NAME THE RESTROOMS" CONTEST IS ALICE.

.. FOR HER SUGGESTION OF "GODDESSES" AND "MORONS." YOU'RE RIGHT; I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD ENTER THAT RIDICULOUS CONTEST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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