Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th January 2002

Dilbert//4657, first published 24 years ago on Monday 14th January 2002

Tags

dilbert as waiter hots on customer insults customer specials rude age

Official transcript

Dilbert is waiting on a table. He says to the customer, "I'll be your server tonight... Whoa, you're beautiful."

Dilbert continues, "Would your grandfather mind if I asked you out?"

The customer replies, "He's my husband."

Dilbert turns to the older man and says, "Moving right along, would you like to hear about our specials?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL BE YOUR SERVER TONIGHT... WHOA, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

WOULD YOUR GRANDFATHER MIND IF I ASKED YOU OUT?

HE'S MY HUSBAND MOVING RIGHT ALONG, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT OUR SPECIALS?

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