Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th January 2002

Dilbert//4663, first published 24 years ago on Sunday 20th January 2002

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new house next week heavy objects help cares about career professional companies exist move things wonderful system mobile home trailer

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting in his cubicle. The Boss approaches and says, "I'm moving to a new house next week."

The Boss continues, "I have lots of heavy objects that need to be moved."

The Boss continues, "I wonder who will help me."

The Boss continues, "Maybe it will be someone who cares about his career."

Dilbert turns and asks, "Did you know that professional moving companies exist?"

Dilbert continues, "It's true. You give them money and they move your heavy things."

Dilbert continues, "It's a wonderful system. You should look into it."

The Boss says to Carol, "And maybe you can bring your trailer."

Carol exclaims, "It's a mobile home!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M MOVING TO A NEW HOUSE NEXT WEEK.

I HAVE LOTS OF HEAVY OBJECTS THAT NEED TO BE MOVED.

I WONDER WHO WILL HELP ME.

MAYBE IT WILL BE SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT HIS CAREER.

DID YOU KNOW THAT PROFESSIONAL MOVING COMPANIES EXIST?

IT'S TRUE. YOU GIVE THEM MONEY AND THEY MOVE YOUR HEAVY THINGS IT'S A WONDERFUL SYSTEM. YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO IT.

AND MAYBE YOU CAN BRING YOUR TRAILER.

IT'S A MOBILE !

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