Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd January 2002

Dilbert//4666, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 23rd January 2002

Tags

dilbert sales guy card no correct info new ones costs money clout company buy something business

Official transcript

Headline: Dilbert the Sales Guy. Dilbert hands a customer his card and says, "Here's my card. None of this information is correct."

The customer asks, "Why don't you get new ones?"

Dilbert responds, "That costs money."

The customer adds, "You must have a lot of clout in your company."

Dilbert responds, "Shut up and buy something."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SALES GUY HERE'S MY CARD. NONE OF THE INFORMATION IS CORRECT.

WHY DON'T YOU GET NEW ONES?

THAT COSTS MONEY.

YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF CLOUT IN YOUR COMPANY.

SHUT UP AND BUY SOMETHING.

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