Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th January 2002

Dilbert//4669, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 26th January 2002

Tags

man without substance use buzzwords sell solutions not products

Official transcript

At a meeting, M.T. says, "Hi, I'm M.T. Suit. I'm a man without substance."

Alice looks at him nervously. M.T. continues, "I compensate by using buzzwords and attending meetings."

M.T. continues, "We need to sell solutions, not products!"

The Boss thinks, "I like his style."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, I'M M.T. SUIT.

I'M A MAN WITHOUT SUBSTANCE.

I COMPENSATE BY USING BUZZWORDS AND ATTENDING MEETINGS.

I LIKE HIS STYLE WE NEED TO SELL SOLUTIONS, NOT PRODUCTS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Buzzwords and Meetings"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man named M.T. Suit, who is a man without substance, as he introduces himself to the group. He explains that he compensates by using buzzwords and attending meetings.

• M.T. Suit's Introduction: M.T. Suit introduces himself to the group, stating that he is a man without substance.
• Compensation Method: He reveals that he compensates for his lack of substance by using buzzwords and attending meetings.
• Colleague's Reaction: A colleague responds to M.T. Suit's statement, saying that he likes his style and believes they need to sell solutions, not products.
• Commentary: The comic strip pokes fun at the use of buzzwords in business and the importance of attending meetings, highlighting the absurdity of these practices.

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