Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th January 2002

Dilbert//4671, first published 24 years ago on Monday 28th January 2002

Tags

finish project downsize professionalism delaying timelines passion for quality

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally, "Wally, I have to downsize you as soon as you finish your project."

The Boss continues, "I trust that your professionalism will prevent you from delaying unnecessarily."

Wally responds, "I promise that my timeliness will be surpassed only by my passion for quality."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I HAVE TO DOWNSIZE YOU AS SOON AS YOU FINISH YOUR PROJECT.

I TRUST THAT YOUR PROFESSIONALISM WILL PREVENT YOU FROM DELAYING UNNECESSARILY.

I PROMISE THAT MY TIMELINESS WILL BE SURPASSED ONLY BY MY PASSION FOR QUALITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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