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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th January 2002

Dilbert//4673, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 30th January 2002


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alice in charge drink coffee insulting man hating supervisor hates men picks on wally


Official transcript

The Boss is standing with an angry looking woman. The Boss says to Dilbert, "I hired a man-hater to be your supervisor."

Dilbert responds, "Why?' The Boss replies, "Frankly, I'm kinda turned on by angry women in pantsuits."

The Boss' head is smashed down and Dilbert's coffee is poured all over his head. The Boss says, "She's decisive. I like that."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAN-HATING SUPERVISOR I'M PUTTING ALICE IN CHARGE OF THE PROJECT.

AND WILLY OR WALTER HERE CAN DRINK COFFEE UNTIL HE GROWS INTO A FLY.

I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY SHE'S BEING SO NICE TO ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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