Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th February 2002

Dilbert//4683, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 9th February 2002

Tags

evil hr dircetor marketing department bad news good news non dairy creamer five cups a day

Official transcript

Headline: Evil H.R. Director. Catbert says to Dilbert and Wally, "The bad news is that I had to get rid of our marketing department."

Catbert continues, "The good news is that we have tons of nondairy creamer!"

Dilbert and Wally are drinking coffee. Dilbert asks, "Do you think those two things are related?"

Wally replies, "If they are, I'm cutting back to five cups a day."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR THE BAD NEWS IS THAT I HAD TO GET RID OF OUR MARKETING DEPARTMENT.

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT WE HAVE TONS OF NONDAIRY CREAMER!

DO YOU THINK THOSE TWO THINGS ARE RELATED?

IF THEY ARE, I'M CUTTING BACK TO FIVE CUPS A DAY.

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