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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th February 2002

Dilbert//4689, first published 24 years ago on Friday 15th February 2002


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on time hourly fee specified wag


Official transcript

The Boss says to Dogbert, "Wow! You finished the project below your estimate and on time."

Dogbert holds on to his tail and thinks, "Hold..Hold..."

The Boss continues, "All I need are a few changes at your hourly fee, which was never specified in our contract."

Dogbert still holds his tail and thinks, "Hold... Hold... Hold..."

Dogbert is standing on the table, wagging his tail profusely: "WAG!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WOW! YOU FINISHED THE PROJECT BELOW YOUR ESTIMATE AND ON TIME.

HOLD HOLD ALL I NEED ARE A FEW CHANGES AT YOUR HOURLY FEE, WHICH WAS NEVER SPECIFIED IN OUR CONTRACT.

HOLD... HOLD CHOLD WAG!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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