Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th March 2002

Dilbert//4707, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 5th March 2002

Tags

bad job package quit without notice severance package

Official transcript

Tina asks The Boss, "What's our current severance package?"

The Boss answers, "I transfer you to a bad job and you quit without giving notice."

Tina says, "I hate your package."

The Boss replies, "I hear that a lot."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S OUR CURRENT SEVERANCE PACKAGE?

I TRANSFER YOU TO A BAD JOB AND YOU QUIT WITHOUT GIVING NOTICE.

I HATE YOUR PACKAGE.

I HEAR THAT A LOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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