Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th March 2002

Dilbert//4709, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 7th March 2002

Tags

hostile body language not allowed cross arams stare move eyebrows nice day female controlling unconscious emotions

Official transcript

Tina approaches Dilbert with her arms and face stiff. She says, "Someone accused me of having hostile body language."

Tina continues, "I'm not allowed to cross my arms or stare or move my eyebrows or frown."

Tina walks past and says, "Have a nice day."

Dilbert responds, "Too late."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOMEONE ACCUSED ME OF HAVING HOSTILE BODY LANGUAGE.

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO CROSS MY ARMS OR STARE OR MOVE MY EYEBROWS OR FROWN.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

TOO LATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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