Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th March 2002

Dilbert//4711, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 9th March 2002

Tags

empowered button life in one package refusal enforced empowered to wear button

Official transcript

The Boss says to Asok and Wally, "Every employee will wear a button that says 'I'm Empowered.'"

Asok responds, "I don't want to."

The Boss says, "You have to."

Asok and Wally walk away wearing their pins. Wally says, "That was everything you need to know about life in one package."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERY EMPLOYEE WILL WEAR A BUTTON THAT SAYS "I'M EMPOWERED." I DON'T WANT TO .

YOU HAVE TO.

THAT WAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE IN ONE PACKAGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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