Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th March 2002

Dilbert//4717, first published 24 years ago on Friday 15th March 2002

Tags

skills inventory transfer jobs check boxes hazmat section

Official transcript

Wally asks Asok, "Have you completed your skills inventory?"

Asok responds, "I'm submitting it now."

Wally says, "They use that information to transfer you to jobs you don't want."

Wally continues, "You'll be okay as long as you didn't check any of the boxes in the hazmat section."

Asok clenches his fists and says, "Stupid stupid stupid."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU COMPLETED YOUR SKILLS INVENTORY?

I'M SUBMITTING IT NOW.

CLICK THEY USE THAT INFORMATION TO TRANSFER YOU TO JOBS YOU DON'T WANT.

YOU'LL BE OKAY AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T CHECK ANY OF THE BOXES IN THE HAZMAT SECTION.

p STUPID STUPID STUPID

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