Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th April 2002

Dilbert//4744, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 11th April 2002

Tags

flirting non smoker oil him up ordering repair guy shave back tall repair guy copier

Official transcript

Carol says into the telephone, "And I'd like the copier repair guy to be a tall non- smoker with well-defined abs."

Carol continues, "Oh. You're not a dating service, eh? Well if I give you money and you send some guy then it's just semantics."

Carol continues, "And could you shave his back and oil him up before you send him?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND I'D LIKE THE COPIER REPAIR GUY TO BE A TALL NONSMOKER WITH WELL- DEFINED ABS.

OH, YOU'RE NOT A DATING SERVICE, EH?

WELL IF I GIVE YOU MONEY AND YOU SEND ME A GUY THEN IT'S JUST SEMANTICS.

AND COULD YOU SHAVE HIS BACK AND OIL HIM UP BEFORE YOU SEND HIM?

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