Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th April 2002

Dilbert//4749, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 16th April 2002

Tags

sentence finisher money from orphans sack and albi uncanny accuracy

Official transcript

Headline: The Sentence Finisher. Dilbert says to a coworker, "I think I should take..."

The coworker interrupts, "Money from orphans?"

Dilbert says, "No, I mean I need..."

The coworker interrupts, "A large sack and an alibi?"

Dilbert gets frustrated and says, "You're finishing my sentences with..."

The coworker interrupts, "Uncanny accuracy?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SENTENCE FINISHER I THINK I SHOULD TAKE..

MONEY FROM ORPHANS?

NO, I MEAN I NEED.

A LARGE SACK AND AN ALIBI?

YOU'RE FINISHING MY SENTENCES WITH...

UNCANNY ACCURACY?

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