Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th April 2002

Dilbert//4752, first published 24 years ago on Friday 19th April 2002

Tags

done in 30days faster than light discover doorway sounds iffy being flexible

Official transcript

Dilbert asks a business associate, "Can you get this done in thirty days?"

The business associate replies, "Yes, absolutely."

The business associate continues, "We'll just travel faster than light to a black hole and discover a doorway in time."

Dilbert replies, "That sounds iffy."

The business associate says, "Excuse me for being flexible."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU GET THIS DONE IN THIRTY DAYS?

YES, ABSOLUTELY.

WE'LL JUST TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT TO A BLACK HOLE AND DISCOVER A DOORWAY IN TIME.

THAT SOUNDS IFFY.

EXCUSE ME FOR BEING FLEXIBLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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