Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th April 2002

Dilbert//4763, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 30th April 2002

Tags

perfromance evaluation seven layers sign boss sign evaluation manage myself

Official transcript

The Boss says to Alice, "Alice, write a performance evaluation of yourself for me to sign."

Alice replies, "What will our seven layers of management be doing while I manage myself?? Alice continues, "Sorry. I'll ding myself for that on my evaluation."

The Boss says, "If you can't find me, have Carol sign my name."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, WRITE A PERFORMANCE EVALUATION OF YOURSELF FOR ME TO SIGN.

WHAT WILL OUR SEVEN LAYERS OF MANAGEMENT BE DOING WHILE I MANAGE MYSELF?

SORRY. I'LL DING MYSELF FOR THAT ON MY EVALUATION.

IF YOU CAN'T FIND ME, HAVE CAROL SIGN MY NAME.

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