Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th May 2002

Dilbert//4775, first published 24 years ago on Sunday 12th May 2002

Tags

lunch outrage stealing free time wind beneath my wings work during lunch working lunch

Official transcript

Wally is in his cubicle. Asok approaches and exclaims, "This is an outrage!"

Wally asks, "What?"

Asok raises his arms and yells, "The so-called 'Working Lunch' tomorrow!"

Asok continues, "They're stealing the only free time I have during the day!"

Asok continues, "They give us some lousy sandwiches and expect us to work during lunch! Bah!"

Asok exclaims, "IS NOTHING SACRED?!!"

Asok asks Wally, "Why doesn't this bother you?"

Wally responds, "I plan to eat their sandwiches and go to lunch after the meeting."

Asok halts and says, "I... I can actually feel the wind beneath my wings!"

Wally responds, "Sorry."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

THE SO-CALLED "WORKING LUNCH" TOMORROW!

THEY'RE STEALING THE ONLY FREE TIME I HAVE DURING THE DAY!

THEY GIVE US SOME LOUSY SANDWICHES AND EXPECT US TO WORK DURING LUNCHI BAHII WHAT?

IS NOTHING SACRED?!!!

\ 1/ WHY DOESN'T THIS BOTHER YOU?

I PLAN TO EAT THEIR SANDWICHES AND GO TO LUNCH AFTER THE MEETING.

I... I CAN ACTUALLY FEEL THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS!

SORRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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