Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th May 2002

Dilbert//4780, first published 24 years ago on Friday 17th May 2002

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the ceo visit presentation requires two people impressive improvements efficiency

Official transcript

Headline: The CEO Visit. The Boss says to the CEO, "And now Dilbert and Alice will give you a presentation."

The CEO responds, "I'm curious to hear why that requires two people."

Dilbert and Alice simultaneously point to the same slide. Alice says, "Our department made impressive improvements in..."

Dilbert finishes her sentence, "Efficiency!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CEO VISIT AND NOW DILBERT AND ALICE WILL GIVE YOU A PRESENTATION.

I'M CURIOUS TO HEAR WHY THAT REQUIRES TWO PEOPLE.

OUR DEPARTMENT MADE IMPRESSIVE IMPROVEMENTS IN...

EFFICIENCY!

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