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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th May 2002

Dilbert//4780, first published 24 years ago on Friday 17th May 2002


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the ceo visit presentation requires two people impressive improvements efficiency


Official transcript

Headline: The CEO Visit. The Boss says to the CEO, "And now Dilbert and Alice will give you a presentation."

The CEO responds, "I'm curious to hear why that requires two people."

Dilbert and Alice simultaneously point to the same slide. Alice says, "Our department made impressive improvements in..."

Dilbert finishes her sentence, "Efficiency!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE CEO VISIT AND NOW DILBERT AND ALICE WILL GIVE YOU A PRESENTATION.

I'M CURIOUS TO HEAR WHY THAT REQUIRES TWO PEOPLE.

OUR DEPARTMENT MADE IMPRESSIVE IMPROVEMENTS IN...

EFFICIENCY!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The CEO Visit"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a CEO visiting a department, where he is presented with a presentation. The CEO expresses curiosity about why two people are required for the task, and the department head responds by highlighting the impressive improvements in efficiency achieved by having two people work together.

Key Points:

  • The CEO visits the department and is presented with a presentation.
  • The CEO asks why two people are required for the task.
  • The department head explains that having two people has led to impressive improvements in efficiency.
  • The comic strip humorously pokes fun at the idea that having more people working together can lead to better results.

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