Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th May 2002

Dilbert//4783, first published 24 years ago on Monday 20th May 2002

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senior vice presdient cyrus virus infection managers old cronmies pointy haired pete

Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "I'd like you to meet our new Senior Vice President, Cyrus The Virus."

The Boss continues, "Like an infection, he will soon attack the managers in this company and replace us with his old cronies."

The new Senior Vice President says into his cell phone, "Tell pointy-haired Pete to get over here right away."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET OUR NEW SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT, CYRUS THE VIRUS.

LIKE AN INFECTION, HE WILL SOON ATTACK THE MANAGERS IN THIS COMPANY AND REPLACE US WITH HIS OLD CRONIES.

TELL POINTY- HAIRED PETE TO GET OVER HERE RIGHT AWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The New Virus"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a company meeting where the new senior vice president, Cyrus the Virus, is introduced.
• Cyrus announces that he will soon attack the managers in the company and replace them with his old cronies.
• He instructs Pointy-Haired Pete to get out of the way, implying that Pete will be replaced.
• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on corporate politics and the challenges of adapting to change in the workplace.

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