Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th May 2002

Dilbert//4783, first published 24 years ago on Monday 20th May 2002

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senior vice presdient cyrus virus infection managers old cronmies pointy haired pete

Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "I'd like you to meet our new Senior Vice President, Cyrus The Virus."

The Boss continues, "Like an infection, he will soon attack the managers in this company and replace us with his old cronies."

The new Senior Vice President says into his cell phone, "Tell pointy-haired Pete to get over here right away."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET OUR NEW SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT, CYRUS THE VIRUS.

LIKE AN INFECTION, HE WILL SOON ATTACK THE MANAGERS IN THIS COMPANY AND REPLACE US WITH HIS OLD CRONIES.

TELL POINTY- HAIRED PETE TO GET OVER HERE RIGHT AWAY.

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