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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st May 2002

Dilbert//4794, first published 24 years ago on Friday 31st May 2002


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choose attitudes dopey gullible book


Official transcript

The Boss approaches Alice and says, "Alice, according to this book, people can choose their attitudes."

Alice replies, "So you decided to go with a dopey and gullible theme?"

The Boss fumes with anger. Alice says, "And that's another interesting choice. Now I see how this works."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, ACCORDING TO THIS BOOK, PEOPLE CAN CHOOSE THEIR ATTITUDES!

SO YOU DECIDED TO GO WITH A DOPEY AND GULLIBLE THEME?

AND THAT'S ANOTHER INTERESTING CHOICE.

NOW I SEE HOW THIS WORKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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