Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st June 2002

Dilbert//4815, first published 24 years ago on Friday 21st June 2002

Tags

accounting records congress erasing memories impenetrable complications management outside firm project team hit head hammer on head knocked on head politics

Official transcript

Dilbert points to a slide and says, "As requested, my project team has added impenetrable complications to our accounting records."

Dilbert says to The Boss, "And an outside firm is erasing all memories from senior management."

The Boss asks, "How do they do that?"

Dogbert holds a hammer. He says to a manager with a huge bump on his head, "Okay, you're ready to talk to congress."

The injured manager replies, "Thank you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS REQUESTED, MY PROJECT TEAM HAS ADDED IMPENETRABLE COMPLICATIONS TO OUR ACCOUNTING RECORDS.

AND AN OUTSIDE FIRM IS ERASING ALL MEMORIES FROM SENIOR MANAGEMENT.

HOW DO THEY DO THAT?

OKAY, YOU'RE READY TO TALK TO CONGRESS.

THANK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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