Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th July 2002

Dilbert//4834, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 10th July 2002

Tags

filling in pointy haired boss carol is secretary administrative assistant name calling arroagnt

Official transcript

Wally says to Carol, "Carol, I'm filling in for the pointy-haired boss, so that makes you my secretary."

Carol exclaims, "I am an administrative assistant, you stinkin' baboon!"

Carol continues, "I will make you pay dearly for your arrogance!"

Wally replies, "Could you put a head on this?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, I'M FILLING IN FOR THE POINTY- HAIRED BOSS, SO THAT MAKES YOU MY SECRETARY.

I AM AN ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT, YOU STINKIN' BABOON!

I WILL MAKE YOU PAY DEARLY FOR YOUR ARROGANCE!

COULD YOU PUT A HEAD ON THIS?

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