Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th July 2002

Dilbert//4839, first published 24 years ago on Monday 15th July 2002

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30 thousand employees emails jokes per week file bankruptcy lost prodcutivity ten million holding employee responsible

Official transcript

Catbert says to Tina, "Tina, our records show that you forward an average of nineteen e-mail jokes per week."

Catbert continues, "Each joke goes to 30,000 employees, costing us ten million per year in lost productivity."

Catbert concludes, "We plan to blame you when we file for bankruptcy next week."

Tina is visibly worried.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, OUR RECORDS SHOW THAT YOU FORWARD AN AVERAGE OF NINETEEN EMAIL JOKES PER WEEK.

EACH JOKE GOES TO 30,000 EMPLOYEES, COSTING US TEN MILLION PER YEAR IN LOST PRODUCTIVITY.

WE PLAN TO BLAME YOU WHEN WE FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY NEXT WEEK.

CLAD

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