Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th August 2002

Dilbert//4869, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 14th August 2002

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analyzed corporate culture findings bunch unmotivated weasels knapsack

Official transcript

Dogbert reports to The Boss, "I've analyzed your corporate culture and put my findings in this report."

The Boss reads the report aloud, "The employees are a bunch of unmotivated weasels. I look good in this hat."

Dogbert says, "I would have mentioned my knapsack but it's only a summary."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE ANALYZED YOUR CORPORATE CULTURE AND PUT MY FINDINGS IN THIS REPORT.

THE EMPLOYEES ARE A BUNCH OF UNMOTIVATED WEASELS. I LOOK GOOD IN THIS HAT." I WOULD HAVE MENTIONED MY KNAPSACK BUT IT'S ONLY A SUMMARY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Knapsack Summary"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white-collar worker, presenting his findings to his boss.
• Dilbert's report is titled "I've analyzed your corporate culture and put my findings in this report."
• The boss responds with a sarcastic comment: "The employees are a bunch of unmotivated weasels. I look good in this hat."
• Dilbert takes offense to the comment and responds, "I would have mentioned my knapsack but it's only a summary."
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that corporate culture can be superficial and that employees may feel undervalued or unappreciated.

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