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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th August 2002

Dilbert//4872, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 17th August 2002


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dilberts moother making conversation massively incompetent ashamed dilmom


Official transcript

Dilbert and his mom are watching television. Dilbert says, "Mom, here's our new commercial."

Dilbert's mom replies, "It gives no information about your products. Are you ashamed or just massively incompetent?"

Dilbert asks, "Why can't we be both?"

Dilbert's mom responds, "I was just making conversation."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MOM, HERE'S OUR NEW COMMERCIAL.

IT GIVES NO INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR PRODUCTS. ARE YOU ASHAMED OR JUST MASSIVELY INCOMPETENT?

WHY CAN'T WE BE BOTH?

I WAS JUST MAKING CONVERSATION.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Incompetent Conversation"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, engaging in a conversation with his mother. The conversation begins with Dilbert's mother introducing a new commercial, which Dilbert finds unimpressive. He asks if the commercial provides any information about the product, to which his mother responds that it does not. Dilbert then expresses his disappointment, stating that he was just making conversation.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's mother introduces a new commercial.
  • Dilbert finds the commercial unimpressive and lacking in information about the product.
  • Dilbert asks if the commercial provides any information about the product.
  • His mother responds that it does not.
  • Dilbert expresses his disappointment and states that he was just making conversation.

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