Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd August 2002

Dilbert//4878, first published 24 years ago on Friday 23rd August 2002

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bulk mail first item junk mail morale skyrocketed remained unopned wm1 walls letter only mail

Official transcript

Wally says to The Boss and Dilbert, "My morale sky-rocketed when I received my first-ever item of bulk mail."

Wally continues, "I have designated it 'WM1' for 'Wally's Mail One' and it shall remain forever unopened. The Boss says, "Bulk mail is the same as junk mail."

Wally says to the letter, "Don't listen to his lies, WM1."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY MORALE SKYROCKETED WHEN I RECEIVED MY FIRST- EVER ITEM OF BULK MAIL.

I HAVE DESIGNATED IT "WM1" FOR "WALLY'S MAIL ONE" AND IT SHALL REMAIN FOREVER UNOPENED.

BULK MAIL IS THE SAME AS JUNK MAIL.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIS LIES, WM1.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bulk Mail Blues"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a character named Wally, who is frustrated with the constant influx of junk mail.
• Wally has designated a specific mailbox as "WM1" for "Wally's Mail One" and has informed his colleagues that bulk mail is the same as junk mail.
• He cautions them not to listen to his lies, specifically referring to WM1.
• The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of Wally's situation and the ridiculousness of trying to avoid junk mail.

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