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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th August 2002

Dilbert//4882, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 27th August 2002


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accounting irregularities five year plan five years ago investigated prophetic 5 year assessment


Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "I found or five-year plan from five years ago."

The Boss continues, "The last page says, "At the end of the fifth year, the entire management team will be..."

The Boss continues to read, "... investigated for accounting irregularities."

Wally looks at the secret service agent who has just entered and says, "Spooky."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FOUND OUR FIVE-YEAR PLAN FROM FIVE YEARS AGO.

THE LAST PAGE SAYS, "AT THE END OF THE FIFTH YEAR, THE ENTIRE MANAGEMENT TEAM WILL BE...

.. INVESTIGATED FOR ACCOUNTING IRREGULARITIES."

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AI Analysis

Title: "Accounting Irregularities"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting of a management team, where one member announces that they have found the five-year plan from five years ago. The last page of the plan reveals that the entire management team will be investigated for accounting irregularities. The team is shocked and surprised by this revelation, with one member exclaiming, "Investigated for accounting irregularities!" The comic strip humorously highlights the irony of a management team being held accountable for their own actions, poking fun at the often-criticized practice of corporate greed and dishonesty.

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