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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th September 2002

Dilbert//4899, first published 24 years ago on Friday 13th September 2002


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set up meeting customer technology humiliating poor fgreat food


Official transcript

The Boss and Dilbert are still in barrels. The Boss says, "Set up a meeting with the customer so we can demonstrate our technology."

Dilbert responds, "It's humiliating because we're so poor now. What will I feed them?"

Dilbert pours cat food into bowls for the customers. He says, "If you think the food is great, wait until you see our technology!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SET UP A MEETING WITH THE CUSTOMER SO WE CAN DEMONSTRATE OUR TECHNOLOGY.

IT'S HUMILIATING BECAUSE WE'RE SO POOR NOW. WHAT WILL I FEED THEM?

IF YOU THINK THE FOOD IS GREAT, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE OUR TECHNOLOGY!

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