Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th September 2002

Dilbert//4910, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 24th September 2002

Tags

chronic mahjobbis puke doctor exam diagnosis user interfaces designed by engineers interface poisoning dead in a week medical

Official transcript

The Boss points to a slide and says, "Our dress code policy will go back to business attire."

The Boss continues, "And I will keep changing the dress code until I find the clothing style that makes our profits go up!"

Headline: Later, At The Sartorial Alchemy Lab. The Boss and Catbert are both wearing safety goggles. A shirt is being hung from a machine and The Boss is holding out a shoe. The Boss says, "Watch out. This might spark."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVE CHRONIC MAHJOBBIS CRAPPUS BUT THAT'S NOT WHY YOU PUKED.

HAVE YOU BEEN EXPOSED TO ANY USER INTERFACES DESIGNED BY ENGINEERS?

YES.

YOU HAVE INTERFACE POISONING. YOU'LL BE DEAD IN A WEEK.

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