Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th September 2002

Dilbert//4912, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 26th September 2002

Tags

3 projects cucbicle double wide elevator scarbble night counterfeit vowles

Official transcript

Dilbert and his mom are in the kitchen. Dilbert's mom is cooking dinner. She says, "Norma's son finished three projects last year. You only did one."

Dilbert's mom continues, "His cubicle is a double-wide. And his CEO once said hi to him in the elevator."

Dilbert's mom concludes, "Thanks to you, my 'scrabble' night is a living hell."

Dilbert asks, "Do you still use counterfeit vowels?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NORMA'S SON FINISHED THREE PROJECTS LAST YEAR. YOU ONLY DID ONE.

HIS CUBICLE IS A DOUBLE-WIDE. AND HIS CEO ONCE SAID HI TO HIM IN THE ELEVATOR.

THANKS TO YOU, MY "SCRABBLE" NIGHT IS A LIVING HELL.

DO YOU STILL USE COUNTERFEIT VOWELS?

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