Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th October 2002

Dilbert//4928, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 12th October 2002

Tags

vacation starts ten minutes loose ends reporter designed computer recycled paper

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting in his cubicle. He thinks, "My vacation starts in ten minutes."

Dilbert continues to think, "I tied up all of my loose ends. I only need to walk out the door."

The Boss approaches and tells Dilbert, "I told a reporter that we designed a computer made entirely of recycled paper."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY VACATION STARTS IN TEN MINUTES.

I TIED UP ALL OF MY LOOSE ENDS. I ONLY NEED TO WALK OUT THE DOOR I TOLD A REPORTER THAT WE DESIGNED A COMPUTER MADE ENTIRELY OF RECYCLED PAPER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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