Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th October 2002

Dilbert//4931, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 15th October 2002

Tags

computer recycled paper doomed to fail find joy misery technology

Official transcript

The Boss puts his arm around Dilbert and says to the meeting, "I asked Dilbert to lead the team in making a computer entirely from recycled paper."

Asok exclaims, "Ha Ha Ha!! You are totally doomed to fail!!"

Asok says, "Wally is teaching me to find joy in the misery of others."

Dilbert turns to Asok and responds, "You're on my project team."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ASKED DILBERT TO LEAD THE TEAM IN MAKING A COMPUTER ENTIRELY FROM RECYCLED PAPER.

!!

YOU ARE TOTALLY DOOMED TO FAIL!!

WALLY IS TEACHING ME TO FIND JOY IN THE MISERY OF OTHERS.

YOU'RE ON MY PROJECT TEAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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