Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd October 2002

Dilbert//4938, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 22nd October 2002

Tags

investment banker merger success corrupt auditors corrupt cfo stock analysts greedy bankers clueless board memebers

Official transcript

Headline: Dogbert the Investment Banker. Dogbert says to The Boss, "We have all of the elements to make the merger a success."

Dogbert continues, "... Corrupt auditors, corrupt CEO, corrupt stock analysts, greedy bankers and clueless board members."

The Boss asks, "And you?"

Dogbert replies, "What are you implying?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE INVESTMENT BANKER WE HAVE ALL OF THE ELEMENTS TO MAKE THE MERGER A SUCCESS.

... CORRUPT AUDITORS, CORRUPT CFO, CORRUPT STOCK ANALYSTS, GREEDY BANKERS AND CLUELESS BOARD MEMBERS.

AND YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

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