Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th November 2002

Dilbert//4952, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 5th November 2002

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boss in jail morale skyrocketed profits soared life had meaning luck two days

Official transcript

The Boss says to Carol, "What happened while I was in jail?"

Carol responds, "Morale skyrocketed, profits soared, and for the first time, life had meaning."

The Boss walks into his office and thinks, "It's just my luck that I'd miss those two days."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS IN JAIL?

MORALE SKYROCKETED, PROFITS SOARED. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, LIFE HAD MEANING.

IT'S JUST MY LUCK THAT I'D MISS THOSE TWO DAYS.

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