Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th November 2002

Dilbert//4958, first published 24 years ago on Monday 11th November 2002

Tags

need this afternoon shirt timer sit in this chaor move arms hesitate to ask itch awkward place

Official transcript

Dilbert says to a coworker, "...And I need it this afternoon."

The coworker replies, "Forget it! I'm a short-timer."

The coworker continues, "I plan to sit in this chair and not move my arms or legs for a week. After that, I'll never work another day!"

The coworker concludes, "I hesitate to ask this, but I have an itch in an awkward place."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

...AND I NEED IT THIS AFTERNOON.

FORGET IT!

I'M A SHORT- TIMER.

I PLAN TO SIT IN THIS CHAIR AND NOT MOVE MY ARMS OR LEGS FOR A WEEK. AFTER THAT.

I'LL NEVER WORK ANOTHER DAY!

I HESITATE TO ASK THIS, BUT I HAVE AN ITCH IN AN AWKWARD PLACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Awkward Workday"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and relatable work experiences.
• In this strip, Dilbert is struggling to get out of a meeting, citing his need for a short timer to remind him when it's time to leave.
• He plans to sit in his chair and avoid moving his arms or legs for a week, hoping to never have to work another day.
• However, his coworker notices his awkward behavior and asks him if he has an itch in an awkward place, implying that Dilbert's actions are suspicious.
• The strip pokes fun at the monotony of office work and the creative ways people try to avoid it.

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