Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th November 2002

Dilbert//4958, first published 24 years ago on Monday 11th November 2002

Tags

need this afternoon shirt timer sit in this chaor move arms hesitate to ask itch awkward place

Official transcript

Dilbert says to a coworker, "...And I need it this afternoon."

The coworker replies, "Forget it! I'm a short-timer."

The coworker continues, "I plan to sit in this chair and not move my arms or legs for a week. After that, I'll never work another day!"

The coworker concludes, "I hesitate to ask this, but I have an itch in an awkward place."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

...AND I NEED IT THIS AFTERNOON.

FORGET IT!

I'M A SHORT- TIMER.

I PLAN TO SIT IN THIS CHAIR AND NOT MOVE MY ARMS OR LEGS FOR A WEEK. AFTER THAT.

I'LL NEVER WORK ANOTHER DAY!

I HESITATE TO ASK THIS, BUT I HAVE AN ITCH IN AN AWKWARD PLACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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