Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th November 2002

Dilbert//4960, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 13th November 2002

Tags

short timer retiring honest feedback doing nothing create the illusion fanatsize good enough

Official transcript

Headline: The Short-timer. The Boss says to the short-timer, "You're retiring soon, so you can give me honest feedback."

The short-timer responds, "Wouldn't that be harder than doing absolutely nothing?"

The short-timer continues, "How about if I create the illusion of listening while I fantasize about fishing?"

The Boss responds, "Good enough."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SHORT-TIMER YOU'RE RETIRING SOON, SO YOU CAN GIVE ME HONEST FEEDBACK.

WOULDN'T THAT BE HARDER THAN DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?

HOW ABOUT IF I CREATE THE ILLUSION OF LISTENING WHILE I FANTASIZE ABOUT FISHING?

GOOD ENOUGH.

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