Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th November 2002

Dilbert//4967, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 20th November 2002

Tags

lab accident sheep soft and warm form opinions want wool start shaving

Official transcript

Dilbert is still a sheep. He says to The Boss, "A lab accident turned me into a sheep."

Dilbert continues, "It's not all bad. In addition to being soft and warm, I never need to form opinions."

Dilbert hands The Boss a wool shearer and continues, "If you want some wool, just grab me and start shaving. I'll barely struggle."

The Boss responds, "Cool!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A LAB ACCIDENT TURNED ME INTO A SHEEP .

IT'S NOT ALL BAD.

IN ADDITION TO BEING SOFT AND WARM, I NEVER NEED TO FORM OPINIONS.

IF YOU WANT SOME WOOL, JUST GRAB ME AND START SHAVING.

I'LL BARELY STRUGGLE.

COOL!

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