Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd November 2002

Dilbert//4969, first published 24 years ago on Friday 22nd November 2002

Tags

turned into sheep wear as sweater advice not ridicule pushy sheep bright side dilberts mother

Official transcript

Dilbert's mom is cooking dinner. Dilbert says to her, "...And the next thing I knew, I'd been turned into a sheep."

Dilbert's mom replies, "On the bright side, I won't need to remind you to wear a sweater."

Dilbert says, "I was hoping for advice, not ridicule."

Dilbert's mom replies, "No one likes a pushy sheep."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

...AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW, I'D BEEN TURNED INTO A SHEEP.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I WON'T NEED TO REMIND YOU TO WEAR A SWEATER.

I WAS HOPING FOR ADVICE, NOT RIDICULE.

NO ONE LIKES A PUSHY SHEEP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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