Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th December 2002

Dilbert//4986, first published 24 years ago on Monday 9th December 2002

Tags

magnetic cancelation wheel create free energy rule the world technology

Official transcript

Dilbert is fixing a contraption on the table. He says to Dogbert, "My magnetic- cancellation wheel will create unlimited free energy."

Dogbert 's ears fly up and he exclaims, "Buwahaha!!! I will use this technology to rule the world!!!"

Dilbert replies, "Um.. It's not yours."

Dogbert asks, "What time are you going to bed?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY MAGNETIC-CANCEL- LATION WHEEL WILL CREATE UNLIMITED FREE ENERGY.

BUWAHAHA!!!

I WILL USE THIS TECHNOLOGY TO RULE THE WORLD!!!

UM IT'S NOT YOURS.

WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO BED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Magnetic-Cancel-Lation Wheel"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a white lab coat, sitting at his desk with a screwdriver in hand. He is accompanied by Dogbert, a small white dog with a black nose and ears, who is also wearing a lab coat.

• Dilbert proudly announces that his "Magnetic-Cancel-Lation Wheel" will create unlimited free energy.
• Dogbert expresses skepticism, asking "What time are you going to bed?"
• Dilbert responds, "Um... it's not yours."
• Dogbert retorts, "I will use this technology to rule the world!!"

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's invention and Dogbert's ambition to dominate the world using it.

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