Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th December 2002

Dilbert//4986, first published 24 years ago on Monday 9th December 2002

Tags

magnetic cancelation wheel create free energy rule the world technology

Official transcript

Dilbert is fixing a contraption on the table. He says to Dogbert, "My magnetic- cancellation wheel will create unlimited free energy."

Dogbert 's ears fly up and he exclaims, "Buwahaha!!! I will use this technology to rule the world!!!"

Dilbert replies, "Um.. It's not yours."

Dogbert asks, "What time are you going to bed?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY MAGNETIC-CANCEL- LATION WHEEL WILL CREATE UNLIMITED FREE ENERGY.

BUWAHAHA!!!

I WILL USE THIS TECHNOLOGY TO RULE THE WORLD!!!

UM IT'S NOT YOURS.

WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO BED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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