Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th December 2002

Dilbert//4988, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 11th December 2002

Tags

boost revenues offshore subsidary lie to media criminal activity gag a rat corruption

Official transcript

Dilbert, Ratbert, and Bob the Dinosaur are meeting. Dogbert says, "We'll artificially boost revenues by selling to our own offshore subsidiary."

Dogbert continues, "Then we'll book our expenses to capital, lie to the media about our prospects, bribe an industry analyst, and cash out!"

Ratbert grabs his own throat and gags, "Aak, Aak, Aak."

Dogbert says, "I know I'm doing something right when my business practices gag a rat."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELL ARTIFICIALLY BOOST REVENUES BY SELLING TO OUR OWN OFFSHORE SUBSIDIARY.

THEN WELL BOOK OUR EXPENSES AS CAPITAL, LIE TO THE MEDIA ABOUT OUR PROSPECTS, BRIBE AN INDUSTRY ANALYST, AND CASH OUT!

I KNOW I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT WHEN MY BUSINESS PRACTICES GAG A RAT.

AAK AAK 11/ AAK

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