Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th December 2002

Dilbert//4990, first published 24 years ago on Friday 13th December 2002

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bankrupt company sing along weasel dance business

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting on the couch reading a book. Dogbert approaches and says, "I sold my stock and made billions before driving my company into bankruptcy."

Dogbert dances and says, "Now I do the Weasel Dance."

Hoo-ah! Yee-ha! Woo- woo-woo!"

Dogbert stops and asks, "Would it kill you to clap and sing along?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SOLD MY STOCK AND MADE BILLIONS BEFORE DRIVING MY COMPANY INTO BANKRUPTCY.

NOW I DO THE WEASEL DANCE.

HOO- AH! YEE- HA! WOO- WOO- WOO!

WOULD IT KILL YOU TO CLAP AND SING ALONG?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Weasel Dance"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt and green couch, sitting on his couch. He is accompanied by Dogbert, a white dog with a red shirt, who is holding a piece of paper.

Panel 1: Dilbert announces that he has sold his stock and made billions before driving his company into bankruptcy.

Panel 2: Dogbert asks Dilbert to do the weasel dance, and Dilbert complies, exclaiming "Hoo-ah!" and "Yee-ha!" as he moves his arms and legs in a wild motion.

Panel 3: Dogbert asks Dilbert if it would kill him to clap and sing along, and Dilbert responds with a sarcastic tone, saying "Would it kill you to clap and sing along?"

Overall: The comic strip humorously portrays Dilbert's eccentric behavior and his relationship with Dogbert, highlighting their playful and absurd interactions.

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