Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th December 2002

Dilbert//4990, first published 24 years ago on Friday 13th December 2002

Tags

bankrupt company sing along weasel dance business

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting on the couch reading a book. Dogbert approaches and says, "I sold my stock and made billions before driving my company into bankruptcy."

Dogbert dances and says, "Now I do the Weasel Dance."

Hoo-ah! Yee-ha! Woo- woo-woo!"

Dogbert stops and asks, "Would it kill you to clap and sing along?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SOLD MY STOCK AND MADE BILLIONS BEFORE DRIVING MY COMPANY INTO BANKRUPTCY.

NOW I DO THE WEASEL DANCE.

HOO- AH! YEE- HA! WOO- WOO- WOO!

WOULD IT KILL YOU TO CLAP AND SING ALONG?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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