Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th December 2002

Dilbert//5005, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 28th December 2002

Tags

employee meail monitor recently estranged lovers curse words job title

Official transcript

Catbert is sitting at his computer. He says to The Boss, "I can monitor all employee e-mail from here."

Catbert continues, "I'm looking for recently estranged lovers so I can promote one of them over the other."

A man holds up a piece of paper and asks a female coworker, "Why is my new job title a long string of curse words?"

The woman responds, "I win."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN MONITOR ALL EMPLOYEE EMAIL FROM HERE.

I'M LOOKING FOR RECENTLY ESTRANGED LOVERS SO I CAN PROMOTE ONE OF THEM OVER THE OTHER.

WHY IS MY NEW JOB TITLE A LONG STRING OF CURSE WORDS?

I WIN.

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